[humor] Security

[Udhay Shankar N]

On Wed, 13 Feb 2002 19:30:00 PST, in rec.humor.funny surfcow at hawaii.rr.com 
(=brian) wrote:

 >Them: Important user, NT box, lost admin password, sad, sad, sad.
 >
 >Me: No problem, change password with magic linux disk, offline NT password
 >editor.
 >
 >Them: No, no, no. Never work. NT secure. Get real.
 >
 >Me: Watch. (reboot)
 >
 >Them: Gasp! This floppy is dangerous! Where did you get it?
 >
 >Me: Internet. Been around forever.
 >
 >Them: How do we keep students from using this?
 >
 >Me: Can't. Migrate. Linux. Mac.
 >
 >Them: No, no, no. Just make NT safe.
 >
 >Me: Can't. NT inherently unsafe.
 >
 >Them: Must be safe. NT good. We have never seen problems.
 >
 >Me: You just saw one now.
 >
 >Them: No, no, no. NT good. Win2k better.
 >
 >Me: Win2k is NT. Same thing. Should I give this floppy to a student?
 >
 >Them: No, no, no. Give here.
 >
 >Me: Whatever. What do you want me to do?
 >
 >Them: Change admin password.
 >
 >Me: Fine. To what?
 >
 >Them: "p-a-s-s-w-o-r-d"
 >
 >Me: No, no, no.
 >
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