[Cryptography] Please "ERDJ" Congress to keep the FBI from going dark

[Henry Baker]

Please help me find co-sponsors for my new "ERDJ" Congressional Bill: the "Efficiency, Rationality, Decidability and Jobs Bill", which will keep James Comey and the FBI from "going dark".

The Efficiency, Rationality, Decidability and Jobs Bill
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Whereas the U.S. is the acknowledged leader in cyber theater;

Whereas the FBI leadership in cyber has training in religion, chemistry and aerospace engineering rather than in mathematics or computer science;

Whereas the White House leadership in cyber has training in public policy and resource planning rather than in mathematics or computer science;

Whereas the efficiency and security of the U.S. economy is being threatened by the difficulty of solving combinatorial problems -- including the decryption of messages of foreign governments, pedophiles, terrorists, drug dealers, pirates, radicals, pedophiles, reporters, drug dealers, terrorists, leftist professors, pirates, union organizers, pedophiles, ordinary citizens, terrorists, open sourcerors, drug dealers, pedophiles and terrorists;

Whereas the U.S. educational system is being subverted by irrational and irreligious teachings;

Whereas the undecidability of mathematics as proposed by (undocumented and worse) aliens such as Hilbert, Goedel and Turing has made mathematics so unnecessarily complex as to put U.S. students at a disadvantage relative to Asians;

Whereas this undecidability interferes with the power and prerogatives of the "decider-in-chief" -- the President of the United States;

Whereas the National Institute of Standards and Technology ("NIST") has been a constant and loyal arm of the U.S. intelligence agencies, known or unknown, secret or public, overt or covert, foreign or domestic, light or dark, stirred or unstirred;

Whereas every Congressional Bill mentions Jobs;

We therefore propose the following changes to Public Law #[ ]:

I.  NIST is hereby directed to standardize the fact that P = NP, but only within the confines of U.S. borders.

II.  NIST is hereby directed to standardize the mathematical constant pi to be the rational number 22/7.

III.  NIST is hereby directed to remove undecidability from mathematics and education.